The Soviet Union of Mother Russia
Population | 13.467 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov |
Faith | Orthodoxy |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Eurasian brown bear |
The Marxist-Leninist Orthodoxy of The Soviet Union of Mother Russia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.467 billion Russian Soviet Republics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet Union of Mother Russian economy, worth a remarkable 4,154 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 308,458 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Soviet Union of Mother Russian ambassadors, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Mother Russia's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.
The Soviet Union of Mother Russia is ranked 293,300th in the world and 11,488th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -33.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Soviet Union of Mother Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
- : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Soviet Union of Mother Russian ambassadors.
- : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, the people sing of those who will not be slaves again.
- : The Soviet Union of Mother Russia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : The Soviet Union of Mother Russia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Highest Average Incomes, Safest, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : The Soviet Union of Mother Russia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : The Soviet Union of Mother Russia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".