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Most Advanced Public Transport: 40thLargest Welfare Programs: 94thLowest Crime Rates: 115th
The Marxist-Leninist Orthodoxy of
Authoritarian Democracy
You cannot make a revolution in white gloves.
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Soviet Union of Mother Russia

Population13.467 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderMikhail Andreyevich Suslov
FaithOrthodoxy

CurrencyRuble
AnimalEurasian brown bear

The Marxist-Leninist Orthodoxy of The Soviet Union of Mother Russia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.467 billion Russian Soviet Republics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Union of Mother Russian economy, worth a remarkable 4,154 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 308,458 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Soviet Union of Mother Russian ambassadors, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Mother Russia's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

The Soviet Union of Mother Russia is ranked 293,300th in the world and 11,488th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -33.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 40thLargest Welfare Programs: 94thLowest Crime Rates: 115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thLargest Governments: 174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 229thSafest: 236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 274thMost Advanced Public Education: 455thMost Developed: 460thLongest Average Lifespans: 493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 582ndHealthiest Citizens: 730thMost Cultured: 912thMost Subsidized Industry: 945thMost Patriotic: 1,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,125thSmartest Citizens: 1,535thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,737thMost Devout: 1,814thHighest Food Quality: 2,115thHighest Average Incomes: 2,682ndNicest Citizens: 2,769thMost Efficient Economies: 2,889thTop
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Best Weather: 2,972ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,251stHighest Economic Output: 4,551stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,991stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,365thMost Income Equality: 26,667th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 80th in the regionNicest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Devout: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 275th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 325th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 363rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 859th in the regionMost Income Equality: 993rd in the region

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